love how kids introduce themselves like “hello im johnny im five years old i know how to read” yeah cool i didnt ask for your life story asshole
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
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"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
Me: omg babe keep it down you’re gonna wake my parents!
hotmail only got named hotmail after i made an account
When you raise ur hand to answer a question but someone already blurts the answer
I would like to know why Tinky Winky is considered a national icon
I would like to know why you think Tinky Winky shouldn’t be considered a national icon
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your wife is amazing